2022.01.26 05:37 andreaskarngard GUMMIHUVUDET
En gång för många herrans år sedan åkte jag och hälsade på min bror nere vid Smålandsstenar. Min ankomst var några dagar innan han fått ledigt från sitt arbete och därför fick jag under de första dagarna fördriva tiden på egen hand. Inte långt från min brors radhus låg ett naturreservat. Eftersom jag älskar att ströva i skogar föll det sig därför naturligt att jag begav mig dit för att promenera.
En knapp timme in på min vandring får jag se en stor hund en bit fram på stigen. Jag är inte hundrädd av mig men hunden är stor och man bör alltid vara varsam när man möter okända djur, och jag stannar därför till.
Plötsligt ser jag hur hunden kör ned huvudet i vegetationen vid sidan av stigen. När den sedan lyfter på huvudet har jag svårt att tro vad det är jag ser; det hunden har mellan käftarna är ingenting annat än ett jävla människohuvud!
Scenen är som tagen ur en skräckfilm, min hud knottras och jag ryggar instinktivt tillbaka. Blonda hårtestar med något mörkt hänger ned från det sargade huvudet. Hunden ruskar häftigt på huvudet och det toviga håret slänger fram och tillbaka. Plötsligt står någon, som bara kan vara hundens ägare, en bit fram på stigen. Jag vet inte var han kom ifrån, och just då vill jag inget hellre än att springa därifrån - men det är för sent, våra blickar har redan kopplat. Ett leende blixtrar förbi över hans ansikte och jag hör honom säga någonting, men inte vad. Fortsättningen hör jag:
“...och jag köpte det på Buttericks. Gummi, men visst fan ser det naturtroget ut?”
Jag skrattar till när jag känner verkligheten återvända, och i den stunden måste jag ha blinkat för därefter är de borta - både ägaren och hunden. De tyckts ha återgått till växtligheten inne bland träden och buskarna. Jag står stilla så där i några sekunder och låter det sjunka in; vad jag sett och orden han sagt. Jag minns hur skönt det kändes när jag insåg att huvudet inte varit ett riktigt. Men varför man köper ett verklighetstroget gummihuvud till sin hund för att ha och leka med i skogen var ingenting jag tänkte på där och då.
Kort därpå fortsatte jag med mitt. Jag vill minnas att jag nämnde incidenten för min bror och att vi skrattade åt det hela. De kommande dagarna tillsammans med min bror blev fina och så reste jag åter hem.
En dag en tid senare råkar jag ha vägarna förbi just Buttericks. Ovan beskrivna minne flyter då upp till mitt medvetande och där och då bestämmer jag mig för att passa på att gå in i butiken. För att jag är nyfiken på vad de har förmodar jag. Väl där inne går jag ned för trapporna till bottenvåningen där man förvarar kostymkläder och masker.
Framför mig, bakom disken står ett butiksbiträde - en kvinna i fyrtioårsåldern - jag kliver fram och ursäktar mig. Jag berättar att jag skulle vilja titta på ett sådant där naturtroget människohuvud i gummi som jag hört att de skall ha. Kvinnan pekar på några masker som hänger bakom henne och frågar om det är dem jag menar, men jag förklarar att det jag söker är ett helt huvud - ingen mask. Hon tittar oförståendes på mig och förklarar att de inte har något sådant, inte heller har de haft något. Tydligen måste jag sett blek ut för hon upprepar vad hon sagt. Jag ursäktar mig, mumlar något och går ut ur butiken.
Jag tvingar mig att tro att mannen i skogen köpt gummihuvudet i någon annan butik - för alternativet vill jag inte ens tänka på.
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2022.01.26 05:37 downvote_me_bot_ I will give 1 mil coins for every assmann card, ill buy as many as you have. Just inv me (fienew), if I don't join just dm me and tell me I have to join.
2022.01.26 05:37 crytoloover BABY DOGECOIN BREAKING NEWS! MASSIVE THINGS FOR BABYDOGE! PRICE PREDICTION! (CRYPTO DAILY NEWS 2022)
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2022.01.26 05:37 what_after_death CRYPTO Technical Outlook /Analysis JAN 26 📊⚡🧙♂️
2022.01.26 05:37 DotEfficient3927 Cyberclassic.io has PASSED a CERTIK Smart contract audit - Presale on 29th Jan get ready - 1500% APY
Cyberclassic is a first 3.0 third-person user-controlled NFT game based on Blockchain.
On Jan 22nd 2022 our first eagerly awaited and official audit passed. You’ll be able to inspect the document in the link provided but if you’re just looking for a quick run down then you’ve come to the right place.
The audit paid special attention to the following considerations: Testing the smart contracts against both common and uncommon attack vectors. Assessing the codebase to ensure compliance with current best practices and industry standards. Ensuring contract logic meets the specifications and intentions of the client. Cross referencing contract structure and implementation against similar smart contracts produced by industry leaders. Thorough line-by-line manual review of the entire codebase by industry experts.
The only issues worth explaining here are the ‘Major’ findings that relates to the Centralization /Privilege as you can see in the screen grab from the report below.
GLOBAL-02 | Centralization Related Risks DescriptionIn the contract Ownable, the role owner has authority over the following functions:function transferOwnership()function renounceOwnership()In the contract cyberclassic, the role owner has authority over the following functions:function clearTokens()Any compromise to the owner account may allow a hacker to take advantage of this authority.
Alleviation From the client: This function helps move out unwanted tokens to keep our bscscan clean. It’ll also help usperform recovery in case of any accidental transfer of tokens to our contract address
VIF-01 | Token Minted To Centralized Address The amount of _initialSupply tokens that are minted to the centralized address msg.sender who isowner, may raise the community’s concerns about the centralization issue.
Alleviation From the client: We are aware of that and we’re already using a multi-signature wallet for the adminaccount.
If you have any questions about our audit please feel free to pop by in our Telegram channel and you’ll find plenty of motivated Cyborg ready to help steer you through it.
About Certik: Certik is a security company looking to utilize topnotch formal verification technology in collaboration with some of the best cybersecurity experts to create end-to-end services. On its website, Certik claims that it has audited over 188,000 lines of codes and secured over $6.32 billion worth of assets. The team offers to mathematically validate the safety of smart contracts. Certik audited the smart contracts for several projects like Pancakeswap, Aave, and Polygon Matic.
Certik is official partner of Binance and is supported by prominent investors, including Binance Labs, Lightspeed, Matrix Partners and DHVC.
Cyberclassic Vision and Mission Our mission and vision is to revolutionize blockchain gaming while keeping the true essence of card games alive. Cyberclassic game is inspired by our childhood favorite pokemon cards. It is an attempt to bring new gaming technologies in our old games to strike the right balance of innovation and nostalgia. We aim to transform Cyberclassic into a metaverse ecosystem. This platform is not limited to NFT and tokens. We aim to provide entertainment and a fun way to learn and earn in crypto space. Cyberclassic is the future of NFTs.
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2022.01.26 05:37 ligmaballs69dick Why is my dick always so hard whenever I dont wear underwear?
I wear underwear most of the days but when I don't feel like it and don't wear it , my dick is always hard Does this happen to anyone else , if yes , what's the reason behind it
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2022.01.26 05:37 BagofNoodlez Bachelors vs Masters
I just wanted your thoughts on if I were to get my Bachelors in Public Health and just leave it like that. How would it effect me in the long run if I never choose to go in to complete my masters.
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2022.01.26 05:37 shuvammax ⭐ Brand New Shiryo - Inu - DAPP based game & NFT’s in development! - Liquidity Lock - ✨ Launching Now on BSC
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2022.01.26 05:37 kat_m TeleTubby Sun Baby Bending Failed. What am I doing wrong?
Fairly new to video effects and I maybe in over my head. I am trying to recreate the Teletubbies baby sun video where the baby is blended into the sun. I added an image reference below.
I got my subject in front of a green screen and ultra keyed it. Then I got my Sun green screen video and placed it underneath. I added the track matte key to my subject drew a shape and nothing. When I click the matte option, the only selection is video 3 which doesn't make sense because there are two videos. What should I do? If there is a better way to do this, any advice is welcomed.
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2022.01.26 05:37 Rambo2329 Father and son
in supermarket. "Dad, what are these?" "That's a 3pack of condoms son for secondary school lads. 1 for Friday night, 1 for Saturday night and 1 for Sunday night."
"What about the 6pack dad?"
"Those are for University lads. 2 for Friday night, 2 for Satuday night and 2 for Sunday night."
"Well dad, what about the 12pack then?"
"Married men son. 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ..."
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2022.01.26 05:37 rebutv 這什麼新家？有人已進去了嗎？沒有的話我就要親自部署、親自宣傳海外v8
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2022.01.26 05:37 drejc88 Medijski portali ki vsakodnevno brez premora polnite prve strani z oglaševanje števila okužb.
2022.01.26 05:37 izabeller Hello! I am in rural Australia and have found this strange object in some bush near our property. Any info would be appreciated. We see one particular car stopping nearby sometimes.
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2022.01.26 05:37 alyssamostraw chibi april i made! wooo!
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2022.01.26 05:37 Leonardslemons The Voice of ...?
I feel inspired to post here today because I feel like I've realized something important and I'd love to hear thoughts and discussion around this observation which I hope and feel is a universal one.
Today, I spent my first day inside an actual classroom since I last dropped out of university 4 years ago. I remember how I used to be in class in high-school, I was smart, witty and funny. To some it was distracting, but to me, I was able to learn so much in class, and it made the experience so fun for me.
When I first got to college, I really didn't feel comfortable behaving at all like the way I did in high-school. I stood reserved in my seat, and tried my best to pay attention. When people would engage with the teacher, I would think in such a brooding way, how try hardy, disrupting and arrogant these people are. For those were the reasons why I sat so reserved. It had never occurred to me in that moment that the precise reason I felt frustration was that I saw others engaging in a way I would not let myself.
I always knew what "projection" was, I just never really understood how it works. Indeed I would have been projecting had I voiced my disproval. However, is it not projection, even if we don't express it to others? Are we not expressing it to ourselves?
Then today, my first day back in class, I was little nervous about how it would go. I was quite engaging when we were virtual in the beginning of the semester. I felt weird, yet excited to have felt so comfortable on zoom, I was worried I wouldn't be the same in person. But it was, I felt like I did in high-school. I had such an amazing time, being in class.
I gave myself permission to be me, behind every hand I raised to ask a question, was the tiniest pause of doubt that got smaller and smaller each time. It said "you don't want to be arrogant or disruptive" . I said back, but that's not what I'm trying to be, I'm excited to learn, and I'm curious to what's being taught and It doesn't matter if I'm the only one happy doing so, because that's all that matters.
When others would engage and raise their hands, I'd think the same thing, "isn't it nice to see people who are engaged like I am?". That's when I realized that the only difference between the past and the present is perspective.
So, it raises the question?
What is that the voice of?
What does this voice of negativity come from?
Does this voice have a place with ourself?
What part is speaking when we "project"?
Could it be fear or guilt?
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2022.01.26 05:37 Two-bugs This company Named Diggfun seems to freak out all of the stolen arts Plus, They Acually do Weird And Depressing Quizzes.
2022.01.26 05:37 Shadoremi64 How would a new model be a waste of resources and development?
Sorry to bring up the model debate yet again, but it was something I was curious about ever since the debate sparked.
One of the arguments I've heard against the game getting a new model, is that reusing assets is a common practice in development, and that taking the time to create a brand new model would just be a waste of development time and resources, when they already have a model that they could use?
But the thing is, that model came from Lost World. It was a Wii U exclusive with its own cartoony art style different from before, and it was revealed in just a year and a half after Generations came out. This is one game that could've gotten away with recycling the Generations model, but it instead decided it was better off making a brand new model with its own idle pose and everything.
Frontiers is a whole different beast. It's a game that's been in the works for almost four years by the time it comes out, aiming to be released on every platform, with a brand new direction for Sonic (open-world) with a new aesthetic direction, and those overlooking the game keep saying how much more time, effort, and budget they want to put into this game, and how they want it to define the next twenty years for Sonic and whatnot.
I guess my question is, how would a new model be a waste, when a game with a way smaller scope managed to go out of their way to do just that? (This is also assuming this isn't just a trailer placeholder, but the final one.)
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2022.01.26 05:37 LordBucketheadthe1st So after listening to Insomniac, I think I'm done with true crime for a little while. Does anyone have any recommendations for compelling, well paced podcasts for a long drive I have coming up?
I need a break from the true crime genre. I've been listening to it pretty exclusively for awhile now. Chasing Cosby, death of a starlet, Insomniac, amongst others, does anyone have recommendations for shows that are of topic of crime that are interesting? Thank you!
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2022.01.26 05:37 6VjYpr guys is this hermaphrodite or female ?
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2022.01.26 05:37 rogersplhyy The Scuderi engine, formally called the Scuderi Split Cycle Engine, is a split cycle, internal combustion engine invented by Carmelo J. Scuderi
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2022.01.26 05:37 Middle_Appointment28 https://youtube.com/watch?v=POFOGuPklm4&feature=share
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2022.01.26 05:37 8HcT PvM ore, logs, bars... drops should be halved or minimized so gathering skills get more attractive
This kind of drops devaluate gathering skills, which should be the core of the game as is the basic obtention of prime materials, and most things are created from those. PvM instead should drops some kind of drop that a NPC could buy in exchange of coins, so PvM moneymaking don't get affected.
This kind of drops are creating hiperinflation. It doesn't make sense that some high tier prime materials that cost that much levels to get, are dirty cheap. More people would enjoy those skills as you add the moneymaking aspect of it.
Is just to improve the adventure, medieval, hard working aura that I think, in my opinion, the game should always stick to it.
PS: This apart from the, in my opinion, needed reworks some skills need, like smithing.
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